human+pants+and+pirates

The adventures of human pants and pirates. Once thre lived one human pant and tree pirates. There names were: Human pants​ (Pants) Captain booty (Captain) Bootlick (Pirate) Bootcap (pirate.) They lived in te moon in thesea of Triton. Human pants wanted to be a prate,s he spoke to captain booty. The captain said I know". You just need a pirate hat and a sword. Now if you want to be a pirate you got to be trained like a pirate. That includes how fight like a pirate. Soon The captain's troopers came and said hey lets go and have a adventure. The pirates include human pants went to there ship. Suddenly they saw a land with grass in the moon. How could grass grow when there is no water? The pirates went and explore the the place with grass. The pirates just discovered that this isn's like the grass on Earth. These grass are created with no air combined with space dust. The pirates like hunting for stuff so they try to find something cool.Thy found something cool! It was a limited drink dispender, some limestone (which are like rock crystals) crystals and 100,000 gold coins! The captain rushed back to the ship with the cool stuff so will be safe. The pirates were thirsty so they decieded to use the limited drink dispender. The pirates went back home in there ship craft and put those shinny stuff in a place with full of stuff. they thought the limited drink dispender might come in handy. The pirates ended there day off. They went to bed...

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