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The adventures of human pants and pirates part two ​ This will get you up to date on the story so far. Once there was one human pants and three pirates there names were: Captain booty (captain) bootlick (pirate) bootcap (pirate). THe piraes went home and went to sleep... human pants was just geting a drink from the limited drink dispender. Suddenly these evil space guys came invading there house and took human pants.The captain woke up in the middle of the night and had a look out the window. The captain woke the pirates up and said that human pants was kidnped.The pirates followed the aliens trackand it led them to a castle with guards. The pirates hid behind the gate. When the alien entere the gate the pirates had a fight with the guards and entered the castle. The saw something 100 times worser than they can imagine. The alien was hypnotizing human pants! Soon one of the pirates called out: Hey alien dorks.Leave our pirate alone. No way! roared the alien. Well you want to this the hard way? No problem said the captain. We WILL CRUSH YOU roared the alien. The aliens had a fight with the pirates, but then captain said: hey alien dorks! No alien can resist the cannon charge! FIRE! BOOM! The alien dorks did't die but they was wounded. They ran to there space ship and said calling evil human pants destroy th pirates. Evil human pants had a fight with the pirates and went out of the castle. Hey, captain said bootcap. Lets get that evil human pants before he takes over the moon. Bootlick said hey, captain those alien space guys left terehypnotize ring. Now this migt come in handy said the captain. The pirates ran to there home to get some few supplies. Hey, captain said bootcap. There is a healing glove putng it in your hand and aim it could heal anybody. So captain got the healing glove and put it on him. We also need this limited drink dispender incase we get thirsty of battling.The pirates got everything they needed and wa ready to face there strongest enemy yet: evil human pants. It was hard to find him, but at last they fond him. Hey, human pants shouted the captain. Are you ready t face your enemy? YES shouted evil human pants in the top of his lungs. You pirates fight me one at a time or else it is unfair fight. bootlick goes first. A cannon appeared in evi human pats head. You guys won't stand this cannon. Oh yeah? We got a cannon too. Captain, hand the cannon charge hear. FIRE! BOOM! Nobody got hurt because the two bolts hit each other from the cannons. As fast as lightning speed evil human pants shot another bolt and it hit bootlick in the hand. Bootlick went home. It was bootcap's turn. Again evil human pants shot at bootcap at lightning speed. Bootcap got his pirate sword ready and hit the bolt straight back. Evil human pants got hit. Bootcap went home because hehas got too much busy stuff to do. Captain booty has to finish the battle.Human pants hs got 100/99 hp. captain has got 86/86 hp. He usd the cannon charger. wit his pirate sword he hit the bolt with it so it will go lightnig speed. It hit evil human pants. While human pants was dizzy he hit evil human pants with his sword. Then he de-hynotized ,and soon it was back to his old self again. Then he used the healing glove on him there problems were't over yet...

Coming soon: @human pants and the pirates 3